Tuesday, April 15, 2008

gentlemen and pussies

no.
i am not referring to the great interest displayed by men regarding that particular portion of feminine anatomy.

rather i am talking about gentlemen being generally compared to pussies, or people with significant absence of backbone, or any masculine coarseness.

the more prevalent notion of gentleman is the image of the victorian age european man , a metrosexual individual who had an equal interest in fine apparels and materials as do women of all ages. they too liked to adorn themselves in the best garments like silk, fur etc, they had as much penchant for cosmetics as do women. in fact their code of conduct would be condemned effeminate by most of us retro sexual males.

or in other words we call them pussies.

but are gentlemen really pussies? a gentleman is one of refined character and dignified personality. he converses splendidly, is highly articulate, chivalrous and a best example of civility.
pussies are vain, spineless variations of male gender who disdain physical labors and seem to display a paranoid revulsion to sunlight and all activities connected with vitamin D.

the reason i bring out this dichotomy is because due to a large number of pussies hiding under the garb of gentlemanliness, all gentlemanly attributes are considered to be pussy!!!

i seek to prove the contrary.

a gentleman is defined as " a gentleman is a person who knows precisely when to stop being a gentleman". this means a gentleman knows the precise limits to his courtesy and civil manners. a gentleman knows the correct time to shed his arts of diplomacy and launch a perfect punch better than the best of the bar room brawlers!!!

whereas a pussy will cry out when unduly intimidated, a gentleman stands his ground and when reaching the end of diplomacy and civility sheds his raiments of civilization and can fight in teh mud with the worst elements of society, and once hostilities terminated his gentlemanly conduct reveals faster than his skin colour under all the mud of the fight.

now you might be wondering why is this blithering fool bla blahing all about this gentleman stuff!!!

the reason is i see myself as a gentleman!!!

okay, now stop laughing (and rechecking what i just typed above), i am serious.
though i do disdain the vain raiments and garments attributed to gentlemen i seek to espouse the code of values that has defined gentlemen for ages. the codes espoused by the knights templar of renown, of the great samurai, of the great rajputs, the world conquering victorian britons, i seek to espouse that code of conduct.

in todays world these qualities are highly disadvantageous. when the wily and crooked rules the day, gentlemen are cornered. when the socialism and communism is at power and the coarseness and roughness of serfdom is glorified, the refinement of the erstwhile nobles are denounced. but it is precisely that nobleness in personality that i seek to espouse in my character. i do not though seek to emulate the racist characters of these upper!!!

my idol of gentleman is a fictional character of immense depth and magnificence. he is Dr. Hannibal Lecter MD. though i do not empathize with his cannibalistic tendencies the refinement of character, his gentile tastes in art and fine material, his immense intellect and mental powers, his astounding social grace and charm, yes the single greatest gentlemanly character, charm, these i admire a lot!!!

when i see the movies of hannibal fame, and when i read the trilogy, it is not the cannibal genius who strikes me, but the articulate gentleman that he is. even incarcerated in the baltimore mental hospital, he lives in his own mnemonic world of extra ordinary charm, grace and beauty. cohabiting the worst psychopaths imaginable he is an epitome of courtesy and charm to clarice and the inimitable barney!!!

now that is what i see myself to be!!! that is what i seek to be!!! a revelation??? a peek into future??? who knows?????

ha ha ha ha ha

5 comments:

Ambika said...

what u said is right only......its important 4 present generation as all lyk to lve lyk metrosexualsssssss

krianan said...

see go , wat u say sound fine though to a large extent i really dun agree wid the whole concept of chivarly,metrosexuality n stuff , chivarly is men is nice only when they do it coz they want 2 nt because they have to and also nt to reeniforce gender sterotypes dat "well ur woman n am man so am supposed to be take care n protect u coz ur WEAK!!"dats da mst annoyin thg ever(hmmm yeah ma feminist idealogy if u insist), as far as metrosexuality goes i find it the mst stupid concept to n da mst bizaare label to have if a guy wants to get wax,gt facials done so be it ,its hez personal choice why label ppl ???
nw coming to ur whole funda of gentlemen ,puh lease!! wat or who is gentlemen?? is it sumone wjo is overtly coutreous n yet doesnt knw the meaning or fr da matter understnd how to respect women and mst of all nt treat them as some glam dolls , jst leave it that certainly not (theres a lot to women than jst that) or is it someone who is jst another regular guy who isnt necessarily way to chivalrous but certainly knw how to respect women !!
and one more thg dude mst of these so called "gentlemen" dat u speak abt(nt ness u) are such sexists they may banter all abt equality and all but frankly at the end of day they are last ones to follow it the t,frankly u see each tym that one of these so called gentlemen try to open doors,try to be courteous to women its jst a mere facade coz at the end of day isn't all abt telling her dude ur a lady and we as men are suppose to watch out fr u (wat utter bulshit i say!) .
many mite say its jst dat men are getting in touc wid their "feminie" side my only qt to them is "excuse me ,what the hell you mean feminie side , is it not required that men to be senstive, polite and stuff????" wat non sense is this why can't men and women jst be n mst of all we cant we jst do away wid these typical stertotypesand structured way of thinking dat we have be made accsutomed 2 !!!!
think abt it...

king of cochin said...

well that is whay i said i wish to emulate their personality into my character. what honor they show as an act i wish to imbibe it!!! when they give the charade of respect, i genuinely respect.
that is teh diff. i know teh "so called" gentlemen are abs bastards at best, but i perceive a noble ideal which they have tarnished and which i hope to upkeep.

kinda like the samurai creed.

Anonymous said...

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krianan said...

oh mr/miss anon u think this blog is pointless or useless then why are u even here?? heylo no1 dragged u here u came here by choice i presume n yes mst say was nice to see ur anonynomous concern for r dear frnd out here