Tuesday, February 5, 2008

gazillion dollar dream #1

i have a regular madness.
when i am utterly bored i start what i call the gazillion dollar dream. i imagine myself getting an almost infinite amount of money in an account, and then imagine how will i start spending from the next minute onwards. the pattern varies at different times.
this is one such example i cooked up yesterday.

"first transfer about 50 lakhs to my fed bank account. withdraw rs. 10 lakhs in cash from fed bank. hire a taxi, preferably an indica and go to ekm airtel office. recharge my mobile for rs.2000. go to online it shoppe and get myself a sony vaio laptop. also buy an airtel internet card for laptop. get a reliance card also.
go to mahindra showroom and order a luxury scorpio. go to toyota showroom and buy an innova. get an inbuilt tv and dvd player in it.
open up accounts at sbi and hsbc banks. deposit rs. 1 crore each in them. arrange for international visa cards.
clear the lic loans. clear the canara bank education loan.
order a brand new mercedes s class and a bmw coupe.
contact a real good real estate firm and buy a plot near le meridien. buy about 50 acres of land in kakkanad. buy up my ancestral home at nilambur.
buy a high rise apartment in kochi city with full view of naval base, port and taj malabar.
also buy up a large estate near gudalore.
get an apartment at bangalore, mumbai and delhi.
order a bombardier global xrs.
at the le meridien site build a medium sized villa, with an attached boat yard and an attached underground garage. get an exclusive high speed (100 mbps or gbps) net connection for the home. also get a satellite dish able to connect to any tv channel in the world. get myself a servo power computer with 2 x quad core, 5 gb ram, 50 tb hdd, wifi , wimax routers and a 18" and a 50 " monitor with 1 gb graphics card. get google earth pro. also get subscribed to jane's and all major satellite imagery websites.
buy myself a speedboat and a motorized yacht. moor the speedboat at the kundanoor home and the yacht at taj malabar and later at the marina. order a luxury submarine. build helipads at my kundanoor, kakkanad and gudalore properties.
buy a mi-38 helicopter for local uses. contract a chartered company for temporary use and for regular maintenance.
buy a royal enfield machismo-500.
keep a scorpio at tripunithura home.
buy a range rover and keep it at kundanoor.
buy a black rolls royce phantom and keep it at kakkanad.
buy the dream seaside property at north paravur and build a jetty there.
get a mahindra bolero invader 4x4 with sand tires over there. also an atv and a water scooter.
at the gudalore estate get a mahindra 4x4 jeep converted like willys.
get a second hand an-32 that can carry even a truck in it.
go to usa and buy a hummer h1 with special offroad tracks. also get a harley davidson.
wherever i go , i fly in my bombardier and my ride follows in my an32.
get a lifetime membership in manchester united football club. go on a world cruise in queen mary 2.
go to dubai and buy the indian island in world island project.

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